900 followers! It's official. I've finally become too big for my own good.

Firstly: this blog post is mainly an opportunity to ask me a question. Any sort of question. Then I'll try to answer it as sarcastically as possible. I'll also be celebrating this milestone later tonight, so my answers should slowly become more and more blurry and slurred.

So ask away!

Secondly: some more random blather.

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